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Chezwig's Xbox - May 18 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Chezwig never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 17 2013

I tried to send Chezwig an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 16 2013

Chezwig must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 15 2013

Chezwig, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 14 2013

Wow... Chezwig must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

Chezwig's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If Chezwig plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 175 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 13 achievements were worth it I guess!

There were only a few games I wanted to try this week Chezwig and I only tried one of them: Doritos Crash Course 2. Oh, and from what I remember, Chezwig's favorite game last week was Doritos Crash Course 2. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 13 2013

Chezwig must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 41,145 gamerscore. He opened up Doritos Crash Course 2, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 12 2013

I love to game, you love to game, Chezwig loves to game, we all love to game! 41,145 points FTW!!! That is a profit of 145 points over last time! He rallied Doritos Crash Course 2 finishing an amazing 12 achievements, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 11 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Chezwig did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 10 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Chezwig? Back me up! | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 9 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Chezwig decided not to show up. | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 8 2013

If Chezwig was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 7 2013

Chezwig brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 41,000 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is an improvement of 30 points over last time! We have now entered the 41,000 GS club! He rocked out to L.A. Noire gaining 1 achievement, and then... yeah... that was awesome... | permalink

Chezwig's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: Chezwig played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore jumped 240 points which was nice. Getting 9 achievements has that effect. Also, I think Chezwig's favorite game last week was Assassin's Creed® III. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 6 2013

Chezwig decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 40,970 is what it is! That is a gain of 165 points over last time! He rallied Assassin's Creed® III gaining 2 achievements to master the game, L.A. Noire gaining 4 achievements, and oh... don't tell Chezwig this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 5 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Chezwig came to play. Gamer score stands at 40,805. That is a gain of 75 points over last time! He made some progress on Assassin's Creed® III acquiring 3 achievements, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 4 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Chezwig is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 3 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 2 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Chezwig said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - May 1 2013

If I was Chezwig, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Chezwig decided not to show up. | permalink

Chezwig's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Chezwig playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... We added 100 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 3 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Chezwig showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 40,730. Up up and away right? That is a gain of 100 points over last time! He opened up Doritos Crash Course gaining 3 achievements to complete the game, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

Chezwig's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

I only have one request... If Chezwig isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

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