Chill Penguin's Xbox 360 can blog

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

Chill Penguin, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Chill Penguin brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 48,957 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He opened up Fable III, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink

Chill Penguin's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I told Chill Penguin that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore saw a 10 point boost which is good. Hey it's only 1 achievement... what do you want? Also, by my expert calculations, Chill Penguin's favorite game last week was Jetpack Joyride. He played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Chill Penguin brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 48,957 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He played Jetpack Joyride, Borderlands 2, Fruit Ninja Kinect, Fable III, Saints Row: The Third, Forza Horizon acquiring 1 achievement, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

Chill Penguin came to represent the gaming world. 48,947 points and counting! He opened up Jetpack Joyride, Fable III, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

I have a feeling Chill Penguin went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

Did you see Chill Penguin yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Chill Penguin, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Chill Penguin? Do you? | permalink

Chill Penguin's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: For the record, it is better to have Chill Penguin play one day than to have never played last week at all. We added 5 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!

In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Jetpack Joyride. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Chill Penguin to do something like that. | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

Good thing I have access to Chill Penguin's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Chill Penguin? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

When you get right down to it, when Chill Penguin decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 48,947 and always improving! That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He opened up Jetpack Joyride acquiring 1 achievement, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Chill Penguin in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Chill Penguin, feed me! | permalink

Chill Penguin's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If Chill Penguin plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 50 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement. Also, I think we can all agree that Chill Penguin was a fighting game junkie last week playing a ton of SUPER STREETFIGHTER IV. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Chill Penguin. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Chill Penguin? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Chill Penguin? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

Chill Penguin's Xbox - May 31 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Chill Penguin decided not to show up. | permalink

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