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Chip Slater's Xbox - May 24 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Chip Slater not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 14 days!! | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 23 2013

I waited all day for Chip Slater to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 22 2013

A little news flash for Chip Slater: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 21 2013

I swear that after 11 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Chip Slater's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Chip Slater stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 20 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when Chip Slater blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 19 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Chip Slater is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 18 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Chip Slater is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 17 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Chip Slater? Do you? | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 16 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 6 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 15 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Chip Slater never showed up to game. That makes 5 days! | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 14 2013

I was waiting for Chip Slater to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Chip Slater is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Chip Slater's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: Chip Slater only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 13 2013

While Chip Slater was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 12 2013

Chip Slater didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 11 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Chip Slater needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 10 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Chip Slater? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 9 2013

Chip Slater is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 74,126. Not too shabby! He opened up Doritos Crash Course, Trials HD, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 8 2013

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 7 2013

I didn't see Chip Slater yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Chip Slater's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Chip Slater only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 6 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Chip Slater mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 5 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Chip Slater was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 74,126 points. He rocked out to LEGO® Star Wars® III, LEGO® LotR, Trials Evolution, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

Chip Slater's Xbox - May 4 2013

A little news flash for Chip Slater: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

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