ChuckNorris meh's Xbox - May 23 2013
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Yesterday, ChuckNorris meh decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling ChuckNorris meh that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 30,191. He rocked out to Borderlands 2, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If ChuckNorris meh plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 140 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 6 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, by my expert calculations, ChuckNorris meh's favorite game last week was GTA IV PC. He played it on 3 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
If ChuckNorris meh was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when ChuckNorris meh said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Like a king on his throne, ChuckNorris meh said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 30,191 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He rallied GTA IV PC adding 2 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
ChuckNorris meh didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
ChuckNorris meh didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when ChuckNorris meh showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 30,171. That is a profit of 110 points over last time! He opened up GTA IV PC winning 3 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Like I always tell ChuckNorris meh, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 30,061 points and on the rise. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He made some progress on GTA IV PC finishing 1 achievement, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If ChuckNorris meh plays 5 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 145 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 4 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Oh, and from what I remember, ChuckNorris meh's favorite game last week was GTA IV PC. He played it on 4 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Sure, ChuckNorris meh and I played some games yesterday but I can't even tell you what they were... I wasn't even paying attention. Blah blah blah... games... yeah... Our score is now 30051 which is a gain of 55 points... exciting. Next time I will try and remember what we played.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like ChuckNorris meh to do something like that.
ChuckNorris meh had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 29,996 points. He made some progress on GTA IV PC, and after that, called it a day.
ChuckNorris meh likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 29,996 to be as cool as him. He rallied GTA IV PC winning 3 achievements, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
I heard that ChuckNorris meh was bragging about all the gaming we did and that had me really confused. Our gamerscore now stands at 29996 which is a change of 70 from the last time I remember it. However I can't tell you any of the games we played. I must be losing it. Oh well... gaming and not remembering is better than not gaming at all.
If ChuckNorris meh was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
I thought ChuckNorris meh just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 29,926, I should have known that was the case. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He rallied GTA IV PC finishing 1 achievement, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If ChuckNorris meh plays 6 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 30 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 5 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... GTA IV PC. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Also, according to the records, ChuckNorris meh's favorite game last week was GTA IV PC. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I thought ChuckNorris meh just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 29,906, I should have known that was the case. He rallied GTA IV PC, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling ChuckNorris meh that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 29,906. That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He opened up GTA IV PC finishing 2 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
When ChuckNorris meh was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 29,886. He rallied GTA IV PC picking up 1 achievement, and then nothing... nothing at all...
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