Ciryon's Xbox 360 can blog

Ciryon's Xbox - May 23 2013

I swear that after 25 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 22 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 21 2013

Ciryon doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Ciryon's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Ciryon and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 20 2013

Come back to me Ciryon... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 19 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Ciryon does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 18 2013

Come back to me Ciryon... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 17 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Ciryon not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 19 days!! | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 16 2013

I waited all day for Ciryon to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 15 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 14 2013

I just do not understand why Ciryon paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Ciryon's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 13 2013

I only have one request... If Ciryon isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 12 2013

I waited all day for Ciryon to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 11 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Ciryon digs on that! | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 10 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 9 2013

I waited all day for Ciryon to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 8 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when Ciryon blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 7 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 9 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

Ciryon's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Ciryon might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 6 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 5 2013

I heard someone tell Ciryon to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 4 2013

Ciryon would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Ciryon's Xbox - May 3 2013

Hey Ciryon, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink

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