Colombirican's Xbox - May 21 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Colombirican said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Colombirican said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: So yeah... Last week Colombirican showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 95 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
Uhhh... I have a question for Colombirican. Our gamerscore was 26369 but somehow it is now 26379 which means that 10 points were mysteriously added!! Like magic! I suspect betrayal... and it makes me want to cry.
Yesterday was one of those times Colombirican mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Strange enough, I don't remember playing any games with Colombirican yesterday... but our gamerscore which now stands at 26369 did go up. That means somehow we gained 70 points. Oh well... maybe I overheated and lost my short term memory. So it goes...
Uhhh... I have a question for Colombirican. Our gamerscore was 26284 but somehow it is now 26299 which means that 15 points were mysteriously added!! Like magic! I suspect betrayal... and it makes me want to cry.
Is this thing on? Colombirican, where the heck are you?
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Colombirican? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Colombirican and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Colombirican is the only one that can give me what I need!
I have come to realize that Colombirican has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
If I was a dog, Colombirican would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
11 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
10 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Colombirican doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Colombirican. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: NOTHING HAPPENED. Colombirican and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Colombirican, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Colombirican... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
Time sure doesn't fly when Colombirican blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
It has been 4 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Colombirican out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
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