Couch Ornament's Xbox 360 can blog

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 20 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Couch Ornament decided not to show up. | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 19 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Couch Ornament to do something like that. | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 18 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 17 2013

I tried to send Couch Ornament an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 16 2013

I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Couch Ornament hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 80,831. He rocked out to KoA: Reckoning, and after we were done, Couch Ornament hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 15 2013

Couch Ornament decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 80,831 is what it is! That is a profit of 110 points over last time! He rocked out to Skyrim finishing 4 achievements, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad. | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 14 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Couch Ornament. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 80,721. That is a profit of 20 points over last time! He played Skyrim acquiring 1 achievement, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Couch Ornament only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 13 2013

If I was Couch Ornament, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 12 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Couch Ornament mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 11 2013

Couch Ornament had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 10 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Couch Ornament? Back me up! | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 9 2013

Couch Ornament showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 80,701. He rallied Angry Birds, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm... | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 7 2013

Fear me Couch Ornament... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 6 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Couch Ornament has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 5 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 4 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 3 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink | leave comment

Couch Ornament's Xbox - May 2 2013

I have come to realize that Couch Ornament has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment