Crank Master's Xbox 360 can blog

Crank Master's Xbox - May 19 2013

I have come to realize that Crank Master has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 18 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Crank Master has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 17 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 16 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact... | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 15 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Crank Master... 8 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 14 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Crank Master's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 13 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Crank Master is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 12 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 5 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 11 2013

Crank Master would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 10 2013

Crank Master, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 9 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 8 2013

Crank Master was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 7 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Crank Master mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Crank Master's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I told Crank Master that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, according to the records, Crank Master's favorite game last week was Mass Effect 2. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 6 2013

Crank Master decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 49,228 points of total gamerscore and counting... He made some progress on Mass Effect 2, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 5 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Crank Master? Back me up! | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 4 2013

Crank Master brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 49,228 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He rocked out to Mass Effect 2, YOU DON'T KNOW JACK®, and then Crank Master had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 3 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Crank Master. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 49,228. He played Mass Effect 2 gaining 2 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 2 2013

I saw Crank Master walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 49,228 points and climbing. He opened up Mass Effect 2, and I thought Crank Master injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - May 1 2013

If I was Crank Master, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Wow... Crank Master must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

Crank Master's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: 6 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Crank Master for honoring me with what little time I know is available. Our gamerscore saw a 10 point boost which is good. Hey it's only 1 achievement... what do you want? Also, I think Crank Master's favorite game last week was Mass Effect 2. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Crank Master's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Crank Master was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 49,228 points. He made some progress on Mass Effect 2, Borderlands 2, and then... yeah... that was awesome... | permalink

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