Crasher Ball's Xbox 360 can blog

Crasher Ball's xbox has been ignored for 42 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

Crasher Ball's Xbox - May 11 2013

I just do not understand why Crasher Ball paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Crasher Ball's Xbox - May 10 2013

I have come to realize that Crasher Ball has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Crasher Ball's Xbox - May 9 2013

Crasher Ball... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Crasher Ball's Xbox - May 8 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Crasher Ball leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Crasher Ball's Xbox - May 7 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Crasher Ball? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Crasher Ball's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Crasher Ball's Xbox - May 6 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Crasher Ball does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Crasher Ball's Xbox - May 5 2013

Is this thing on? Crasher Ball, where the heck are you? | permalink

Crasher Ball's Xbox - May 4 2013

Where is Crasher Ball at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Crasher Ball's Xbox - May 3 2013

Fear me Crasher Ball... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Crasher Ball's Xbox - May 2 2013

I only have one request... If Crasher Ball isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

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