Crazmanian's Xbox - May 16 2013
30 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
30 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: NOTHING HAPPENED. Crazmanian and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
If you would have told me that Crazmanian would go 27 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
Hey Crazmanian, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Crazmanian in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
A little news flash for Crazmanian: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
I have now endured 21 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Crazmanian and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
A little news flash for Crazmanian: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
Crazmanian... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Crazmanian? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
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