CrazyVic's Xbox 360 can blog

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... CrazyVic? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

CrazyVic's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... CrazyVic stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Hey CrazyVic, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I waited all day for CrazyVic to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that CrazyVic isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

A little news flash for CrazyVic: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

Come back to me CrazyVic... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

CrazyVic's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. CrazyVic and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all CrazyVic does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

A little news flash for CrazyVic: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... CrazyVic has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

If you would have told me that CrazyVic would go 12 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

I only have one request... If CrazyVic isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox CrazyVic? Do you? | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

CrazyVic's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

CrazyVic didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox CrazyVic? Do you? | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

I was waiting for CrazyVic to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day CrazyVic is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

CrazyVic's Xbox - May 31 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with CrazyVic, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink