Cronic Samurai's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
Cronic Samurai must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Cronic Samurai must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Cronic Samurai must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Cronic Samurai only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Cronic Samurai decided not to show up.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Cronic Samurai decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 89,051 is what it is! He made some progress on Call of Duty: WaW, and oh... don't tell Cronic Samurai this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Cronic Samurai? Back me up!
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Cronic Samurai did not do their part today and play a game or two.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Cronic Samurai? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Cronic Samurai showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore jumped 75 points which was nice. Getting 3 achievements has that effect. Also, according to the records, Cronic Samurai's favorite game last week was Call of Duty: WaW. He played it on 3 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Cronic Samurai turned me on yesterday. 89,051 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a boost of 75 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 89,000 barrier has fallen! He rocked out to Call of Duty: WaW picking up 3 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Yesterday, Cronic Samurai decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Cronic Samurai decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 88,976 points of total gamerscore and counting... He rocked out to Call of Duty: WaW, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Cronic Samurai, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Cronic Samurai, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Cronic Samurai decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 88,976 is what it is! He opened up COD: Black Ops II, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Cronic Samurai didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Cronic Samurai only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
Wow... Cronic Samurai must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Cronic Samurai was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Cronic Samurai was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 88,976 points. He made some progress on LOTR: Conquest, Fable II, and then Cronic Samurai went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 5 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
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