Cruezilla is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 82,540. Not too shabby! That is a profit of 195 points over last time! He rallied The Orange Box picking up an amazing 19 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Cruezilla hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 82,345.That is a boost of 315 points over last time! He played The Orange Box picking up an amazing 38 achievements, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If Cruezilla plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Ready for this? Last week saw an increase of 1345 points! My eye almost bleeds looking at a number that large! Getting 81 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
I prodded Cruezilla to try 2 games last week: BioShock Infinite, and The Orange Box. It was a mix of good and bad. Also, I think Cruezilla's favorite game last week was The Orange Box. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Cruezilla seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 82,030 . That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He rallied The Orange Box finishing 2 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
In the 'proof that Cruezilla is a nice guy' category, his gamer reputation went up a tad bit yesterday. Good for him. Maybe more people will play with us.
Cruezilla really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 82,010. That is a profit of 325 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 82,000 barrier has fallen! He opened up The Orange Box picking up an amazing 29 achievements, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Cruezilla said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Cruezilla showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 81,685. That is an improvement of 420 points over last time! He rallied BioShock Infinite winning an amazing 13 achievements to complete the game, and then Cruezilla developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 81,265? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Cruezilla is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is an improvement of 580 points over last time! We have now entered the 81,000 GS club! He rocked out to BioShock Infinite winning an amazing 37 achievements, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
While Cruezilla was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Cruezilla playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
I didn't see Cruezilla yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Cruezilla didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Cruezilla showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 80,685. Up up and away right? He made some progress on FIFA 13, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Cruezilla in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Cruezilla in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Cruezilla? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
Fear me Cruezilla... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Come back to me Cruezilla... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
I swear that after 19 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Is this thing on? Cruezilla, where the heck are you?
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