D0MN8T0R's Xbox 360 can blog

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 21 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: NOTHING HAPPENED. D0MN8T0R and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 20 2013

22 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 19 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 18 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... D0MN8T0R? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 17 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that D0MN8T0R isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 16 2013

Where is D0MN8T0R at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 15 2013

Hey D0MN8T0R, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 14 2013

Fear me D0MN8T0R... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world D0MN8T0R and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 13 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 12 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 11 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... D0MN8T0R? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 10 2013

If I was a dog, D0MN8T0R would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 9 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... D0MN8T0R has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 8 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 7 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me D0MN8T0R, feed me! | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 6 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 5 2013

I heard someone tell D0MN8T0R to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 4 2013

I was waiting for D0MN8T0R to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day D0MN8T0R is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 3 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

D0MN8T0R's Xbox - May 2 2013

If D0MN8T0R doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

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