Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: NOTHING HAPPENED. D0MN8T0R and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
22 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... D0MN8T0R? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that D0MN8T0R isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Where is D0MN8T0R at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Hey D0MN8T0R, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Fear me D0MN8T0R... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world D0MN8T0R and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... D0MN8T0R? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
If I was a dog, D0MN8T0R would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
Here I sit broken hearted... D0MN8T0R has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me D0MN8T0R, feed me!
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
I heard someone tell D0MN8T0R to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
I was waiting for D0MN8T0R to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day D0MN8T0R is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
If D0MN8T0R doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like D0MN8T0R to do something like that.
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