D1MSDALE's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. D1MSDALE needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I have to say I hate weeks like this... D1MSDALE played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with D1MSDALE, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Yesterday was one of those times D1MSDALE mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
D1MSDALE rocked out with 124,481 points. He rallied DARK SOULS, and D1MSDALE won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: So yeah... Last week D1MSDALE showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Oh, and D1MSDALE must have been in a role playing mood last week since DARK SOULS was the favorite game. He played it on 2 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
I heard someone tell D1MSDALE to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 124,481 points. He rocked out to DARK SOULS, and oh... don't tell D1MSDALE this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Oh man, D1MSDALE was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 124,481 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He played DARK SOULS, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
D1MSDALE would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
4 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope D1MSDALE doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when D1MSDALE said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since D1MSDALE did not do their part today and play a game or two.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that D1MSDALE showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore saw a 130 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 4 achievements can do! Also, by my expert calculations, D1MSDALE's favorite game last week was Red Dead Redemption. He played it on 5 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow D1MSDALE? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. Normally I wouldn't be so shocked, but after 12 days of gaming... Wow. Either some of those so called responsibilities got in the way or the apocalypse is beginning.
D1MSDALE showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 124,481. He played Red Dead Redemption, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when D1MSDALE turned me on yesterday. 124,481 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He rocked out to Red Dead Redemption, and I thought D1MSDALE injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
I told D1MSDALE 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 124,481 is in our back pocket. He played Red Dead Redemption, MLB 2K10, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... BTW, that makes 10 days in a row! I think we can all agree that high-fives are in order. Time for a badge I think!
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