DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox 360 can blog

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 24 2013

Yesterday was one of those times DARK LORD RYAN mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 23 2013

If I was DARK LORD RYAN, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 22 2013

DARK LORD RYAN hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 71,156.He made some progress on Lost Odyssey, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 21 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: 6 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to DARK LORD RYAN for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 400 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 18 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

There were only a few games I wanted to try this week DARK LORD RYAN and I only tried one of them: Lost Odyssey. Oh, and from what I remember, DARK LORD RYAN's favorite game last week was Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 20 2013

DARK LORD RYAN showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 71,156. That is an improvement of 30 points over last time! He made some progress on Lost Odyssey winning 1 achievement, and DARK LORD RYAN won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 19 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad DARK LORD RYAN picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 71,126 points. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to Lost Odyssey gaining 1 achievement, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory! | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 18 2013

DARK LORD RYAN was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 17 2013

When DARK LORD RYAN was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 71,096. That is an improvement of 35 points over last time! He opened up Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon winning 1 achievement to complete the game, Call of Duty Black Ops, Gears of War: Judgment, Lost Odyssey winning 1 achievement, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 16 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after DARK LORD RYAN played yesterday with his gamerscore of 71,061 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a gain of 120 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 71,000 mark! Good stuff! He opened up Call of Duty Black Ops, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon winning an amazing 6 achievements, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 15 2013

DARK LORD RYAN decided to play yesterday. Check out the 70,941 gamer score! That is a profit of 110 points over last time! He rallied Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon winning 5 achievements, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 14 2013

DARK LORD RYAN hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 70,831.That is a boost of 75 points over last time! He made some progress on Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon finishing 3 achievements, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: 4 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to DARK LORD RYAN for honoring me with what little time I know is available. Our gamerscore saw a 50 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 2 achievements can do! Also, by my expert calculations, DARK LORD RYAN's favorite game last week was Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 13 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when DARK LORD RYAN decided to game. Our score is 70,756 and always improving! He opened up Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, FIFA 11, Gears of War: Judgment, Call of Duty Black Ops, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 12 2013

DARK LORD RYAN really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 70,756. He rocked out to Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 11 2013

DARK LORD RYAN likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 70,756 to be as cool as him. That is a boost of 50 points over last time! He opened up Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon winning 2 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 10 2013

While DARK LORD RYAN was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 9 2013

DARK LORD RYAN, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 8 2013

DARK LORD RYAN is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 70,706? He rocked out to Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, and that was that. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 7 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to DARK LORD RYAN for honoring me with what little time I know is available. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 30 points so I am happy. Yay for 2 achievements! w00t!

In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Also, according to the records, DARK LORD RYAN's favorite game last week was Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. He played it on 2 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 6 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but DARK LORD RYAN was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 70,706 points. That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He rallied Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon picking up 1 achievement, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

DARK LORD RYAN's Xbox - May 5 2013

I didn't see DARK LORD RYAN yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink