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Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If DJCrash plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 80 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 3 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, by my expert calculations, DJCrash's favorite game last week was Battlefield 3. He played it on 4 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
Consoles are for playing! I am glad DJCrash picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 135,098 points. He made some progress on Battlefield 3, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get DJCrash's gaming on! Gamer score is 135,098. He rocked out to Battlefield 3, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with DJCrash. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 135,098. That is a boost of 50 points over last time! He rallied Battlefield 3 acquiring 2 achievements, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
My power supply almost exploded! DJCrash turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 135,048 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He rallied Battlefield 3 finishing 1 achievement, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
I have now endured 14 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
I just do not understand why DJCrash paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
I only have one request... If DJCrash isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
I was waiting for DJCrash to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day DJCrash is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 9 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
I heard someone tell DJCrash to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 7 days of wanting infact...
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet DJCrash is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with DJCrash, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: DJCrash played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 90 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 2 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, I think we can all agree that DJCrash's favorite game last week was Tropico 3. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox DJCrash? Do you?
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since DJCrash did not do their part today and play a game or two.
DJCrash must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
If I was DJCrash, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with DJCrash yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
I must seriously be losing it. DJCrash is saying that we played some games yesterday but I honestly don't remember it. Did someone use that Men-in-Black flashy thing on me? Our score is now 135018 somehow which is a gain of 20 points since last time... those are all points I will never get back.
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