DOBY75's Xbox 360 can blog

DOBY75's Xbox - May 22 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that DOBY75 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 21 2013

I waited all day for DOBY75 to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

DOBY75's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: NOTHING HAPPENED. DOBY75 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 20 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when DOBY75 leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 19 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 18 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. DOBY75 is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 17 2013

I only have one request... If DOBY75 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 16 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 15 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. DOBY75 is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 14 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when DOBY75 leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

DOBY75's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought DOBY75 might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 13 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 12 2013

If I was a dog, DOBY75 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 11 2013

A little news flash for DOBY75: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 10 2013

I only have one request... If DOBY75 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 9 2013

DOBY75... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 8 2013

I only have one request... If DOBY75 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 7 2013

I have now endured 15 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

DOBY75's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 6 2013

DOBY75... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 5 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

DOBY75's Xbox - May 4 2013

I just do not understand why DOBY75 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink