DalekLeader's Xbox 360 can blog

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 19 2013

Where is DalekLeader at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 18 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when DalekLeader leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 17 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 16 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 15 2013

I swear that after 24 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 14 2013

DalekLeader doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

DalekLeader's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world DalekLeader and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 13 2013

I waited all day for DalekLeader to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 12 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 11 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all DalekLeader does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 10 2013

If I was a dog, DalekLeader would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 9 2013

Hey DalekLeader, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 8 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when DalekLeader leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 7 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... DalekLeader has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

DalekLeader's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: NOTHING HAPPENED. DalekLeader and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 6 2013

I have come to realize that DalekLeader has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 5 2013

Where is DalekLeader at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 4 2013

I only have one request... If DalekLeader isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 3 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn DalekLeader in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 2 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when DalekLeader leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - May 1 2013

Did you see DalekLeader yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact... | permalink

DalekLeader's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: NOTHING HAPPENED. DalekLeader and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

DalekLeader's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Hey DalekLeader, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink

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