DanyDanman's Xbox - May 17 2013
I have come to realize that DanyDanman has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
I have come to realize that DanyDanman has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Here I sit broken hearted... DanyDanman has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
I have now endured 28 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from Vengehearth and that 13,395 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world DanyDanman and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
I only have one request... If DanyDanman isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
DanyDanman... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from Vengehearth and that 13,395 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
DanyDanman doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Come back to me DanyDanman... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how DanyDanman digs on that!
I just do not understand why DanyDanman paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
It is probably better that DanyDanman didn't play yesterday... it gives Vengehearth an opportunity to add to that 13,395 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
If you would have told me that DanyDanman would go 16 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
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