Dark Master E's Xbox 360 can blog

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 23 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Dark Master E not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 11 days!! | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 22 2013

If Dark Master E doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 21 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Dark Master E is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Dark Master E's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Dark Master E stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 20 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Dark Master E, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 19 2013

Dark Master E didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 18 2013

Dark Master E would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 17 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Dark Master E... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 16 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 15 2013

Dark Master E, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 14 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Dark Master E's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Dark Master E showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Oh, and from what I remember, Dark Master E's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 2 of the days.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 13 2013

Dark Master E was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 12 2013

Dark Master E was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 11 2013

When you get right down to it, when Dark Master E decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 30,898 and always improving! He rallied COD: Black Ops II, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 10 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Dark Master E yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 9 2013

If Dark Master E was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 8 2013

I didn't see Dark Master E yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 7 2013

Dark Master E needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 30,898. He played COD: Black Ops II, and oh... don't tell Dark Master E this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Dark Master E's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... Dark Master E played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 6 2013

Dark Master E didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 5 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Dark Master E, feed me! | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 4 2013

Dark Master E was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Dark Master E's Xbox - May 3 2013

While Dark Master E was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

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