Dark McM's Xbox 360 can blog

Dark McM's Xbox - May 24 2013

Dark McM didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 23 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 22 2013

Dark McM hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 188,087.That is a boost of 770 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 188,000 mark! Good stuff! He opened up ANARCHY REIGNS acquiring an amazing 36 achievements, Tomb Raider adding 3 achievements, and then Dark McM went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 21 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Dark McM's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I told Dark McM that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! I feel like i'm bragging when I say our score climbed 1600 points last week... insanity! I guess that is what completing 82 achievements can do!

I convinced Dark McM to try 2 games last week: BioShock Infinite, and Tomb Raider. It was a mix of good and bad. Also, by my expert calculations, Dark McM's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 20 2013

Dark McM was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 19 2013

I tried to send Dark McM an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 18 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Dark McM showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 187,317 and counting! That is a gain of 600 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 187,000 barrier has fallen! He made some progress on Tomb Raider picking up an amazing 32 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 17 2013

I tried to send Dark McM an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 16 2013

Dark McM is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 186,717? That is a boost of 575 points over last time! He rocked out to BioShock Infinite picking up an amazing 19 achievements to complete the game, Defiance, Terraria, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 15 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Dark McM decided to game. Our score is 186,142 and always improving! That is a gain of 425 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 186,000 mark! Good stuff! He rocked out to BioShock Infinite acquiring an amazing 31 achievements, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 14 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Dark McM decided not to show up. | permalink

Dark McM's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I told Dark McM that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 580 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 29 achievements were worth it I guess!

I pestered Dark McM to try a new game: Doritos Crash Course 2. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, Dark McM's favorite game last week was Defiance. He played it on 3 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 13 2013

I didn't see Dark McM yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 12 2013

Dark McM was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 11 2013

When you get right down to it, when Dark McM decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 185,717 and always improving! He played Defiance, Minecraft, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 10 2013

Dark McM hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 185,717.That is a boost of 245 points over last time! He opened up Doritos Crash Course 2 gaining an amazing 16 achievements to complete the game, Minecraft, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 9 2013

Like a king on his throne, Dark McM said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 185,472 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a profit of 155 points over last time! He played Defiance, Doritos Crash Course 2 winning an amazing 12 achievements, Minecraft, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 8 2013

Dark McM showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 185,317. That is an improvement of 180 points over last time! He made some progress on Defiance picking up 1 achievement, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 7 2013

Dark McM had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... Maybe Dark McM didn't realize it, but that is a streak of 14 days! Right out the freakin' window! How difficult would it have been to load up an arcade game? Huh? | permalink

Dark McM's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You can't ask for a better week than when Dark McM shows up to play Seven days in a row!! We added 460 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 21 achievements were worth it I guess! Oh, and from what I remember, Dark McM's favorite game last week was Defiance. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 6 2013

Dark McM seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 185,137 . He made some progress on Defiance, Minecraft, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 5 2013

When you get right down to it, when Dark McM decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 185,137 and always improving! He made some progress on Defiance, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

Dark McM's Xbox - May 4 2013

I saw Dark McM walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 185,137 points and climbing. He opened up Defiance, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory! | permalink

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