Dark McM's Xbox - May 24 2013
Dark McM didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Dark McM didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Dark McM hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 188,087.That is a boost of 770 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 188,000 mark! Good stuff! He opened up ANARCHY REIGNS acquiring an amazing 36 achievements, Tomb Raider adding 3 achievements, and then Dark McM went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I told Dark McM that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! I feel like i'm bragging when I say our score climbed 1600 points last week... insanity! I guess that is what completing 82 achievements can do!
I convinced Dark McM to try 2 games last week: BioShock Infinite, and Tomb Raider. It was a mix of good and bad. Also, by my expert calculations, Dark McM's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Dark McM was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
I tried to send Dark McM an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Dark McM showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 187,317 and counting! That is a gain of 600 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 187,000 barrier has fallen! He made some progress on Tomb Raider picking up an amazing 32 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
I tried to send Dark McM an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
Dark McM is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 186,717? That is a boost of 575 points over last time! He rocked out to BioShock Infinite picking up an amazing 19 achievements to complete the game, Defiance, Terraria, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Dark McM decided to game. Our score is 186,142 and always improving! That is a gain of 425 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 186,000 mark! Good stuff! He rocked out to BioShock Infinite acquiring an amazing 31 achievements, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Dark McM decided not to show up.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I told Dark McM that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 580 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 29 achievements were worth it I guess!
I pestered Dark McM to try a new game: Doritos Crash Course 2. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, Dark McM's favorite game last week was Defiance. He played it on 3 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
I didn't see Dark McM yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Dark McM was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
When you get right down to it, when Dark McM decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 185,717 and always improving! He played Defiance, Minecraft, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
Dark McM hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 185,717.That is a boost of 245 points over last time! He opened up Doritos Crash Course 2 gaining an amazing 16 achievements to complete the game, Minecraft, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Like a king on his throne, Dark McM said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 185,472 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a profit of 155 points over last time! He played Defiance, Doritos Crash Course 2 winning an amazing 12 achievements, Minecraft, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
Dark McM showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 185,317. That is an improvement of 180 points over last time! He made some progress on Defiance picking up 1 achievement, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Dark McM had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... Maybe Dark McM didn't realize it, but that is a streak of 14 days! Right out the freakin' window! How difficult would it have been to load up an arcade game? Huh?
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You can't ask for a better week than when Dark McM shows up to play Seven days in a row!! We added 460 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 21 achievements were worth it I guess! Oh, and from what I remember, Dark McM's favorite game last week was Defiance. He played it on 6 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Dark McM seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 185,137 . He made some progress on Defiance, Minecraft, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
When you get right down to it, when Dark McM decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 185,137 and always improving! He made some progress on Defiance, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
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