Dark Megami's Xbox - May 19 2013
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Dark Megami must have a life, because she didn't game yesterday...
Good thing I have access to Dark Megami's entire MP3 collection streamed off her computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when she never shows up to game.
Good thing I have access to Dark Megami's entire MP3 collection streamed off her computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when she never shows up to game.
Dark Megami held the Xbox button on her controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 11,134 is lighting the way. She made some progress on METAL GEAR RISING, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
I was waiting for Dark Megami to show up yesterday and hang out, but she didn't. You know some day Dark Megami is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then she will see how it feels.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: NOTHING HAPPENED. Dark Megami and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
What is with girls and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Dark Megami, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
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I heard someone tell Dark Megami to go outside and play... I mean really... she just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
Dark Megami had the funny 'non-gaming' look in her eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
I tried to send Dark Megami an email yesterday telling her to come play... she obviously didn't get it...
Wow... Dark Megami must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Other weeks I might complain, but having Dark Megami only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We added 10 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement.
NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 2 of them to be exact! Gears of War, and Sonic The Hedgehog (Arcade). I want more! I want more!
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Dark Megami was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... she better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
I told Dark Megami 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because she decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 11,134 is in our back pocket. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! She made some progress on METAL GEAR RISING, PAC-MAN CE DX, Sonic The Hedgehog (Arcade), OutRun™ Online Arcade, Gears of War finishing 1 achievement, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
4 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Dark Megami doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Dark Megami was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Dark Megami did not do their part today and play a game or two.
Dark Megami must have a life, because she didn't game yesterday...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Dark Megami showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Also, I think we can all agree that Dark Megami's favorite game last week was METAL GEAR RISING. She played it on 2 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
Oh girl, Dark Megami was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when she fired me up to play. 11,124 points of total gamerscore doesn't do her skills justice. She opened up METAL GEAR RISING, and oh... girl was it ever sweet!
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