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DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 21 2013

DarkHeretic56... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 20 2013

I just do not understand why DarkHeretic56 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 19 2013

Fear me DarkHeretic56... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 18 2013

If you would have told me that DarkHeretic56 would go 14 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 17 2013

A little news flash for DarkHeretic56: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 16 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 15 2013

A little news flash for DarkHeretic56: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 14 2013

DarkHeretic56 would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... DarkHeretic56 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 13 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox DarkHeretic56? Do you? | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 12 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet DarkHeretic56 is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 11 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what DarkHeretic56 is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 10 2013

Hey DarkHeretic56, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 9 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me DarkHeretic56, feed me! | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 8 2013

4 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope DarkHeretic56 doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 7 2013

DarkHeretic56 was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: DarkHeretic56 only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 6 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 5 2013

DarkHeretic56 was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 4 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

DarkHeretic56's Xbox - May 3 2013

When you get right down to it, when DarkHeretic56 decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 54,298 and always improving! He rocked out to Halo: Reach, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink