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Darkfire11's Xbox - May 24 2013

Darkfire11 didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 23 2013

Wow... Darkfire11 must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 22 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 21 2013

Darkfire11 was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

Darkfire11's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: Darkfire11 played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Also, by my expert calculations, Darkfire11's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 20 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Darkfire11? Back me up! | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 19 2013

Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Darkfire11 turned me on yesterday. 50,170 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He opened up Borderlands 2, SUPER STREETFIGHTER IV, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 18 2013

Darkfire11 was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 17 2013

Darkfire11 is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 50,170? He played Borderlands 2, and after that, called it a day. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 16 2013

While Darkfire11 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 15 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Darkfire11's gaming on! Gamer score is 50,170. He made some progress on Borderlands 2, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 14 2013

I swear that after 16 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Darkfire11's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Darkfire11 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 13 2013

Come back to me Darkfire11... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 12 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 11 2013

Where is Darkfire11 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 10 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 9 2013

I only have one request... If Darkfire11 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 8 2013

Darkfire11 would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 7 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Darkfire11... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Darkfire11's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 6 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Darkfire11 never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Darkfire11's Xbox - May 5 2013

I was waiting for Darkfire11 to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Darkfire11 is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

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