Darth Kartus' Xbox 360 can blog

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 24 2013

I only have one request... If Darth Kartus isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 23 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Darth Kartus is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 22 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Darth Kartus? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 21 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Darth Kartus' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Darth Kartus might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 20 2013

Fear me Darth Kartus... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 19 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Darth Kartus digs on that! | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 18 2013

I only have one request... If Darth Kartus isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 17 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 16 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 10 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 15 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Darth Kartus... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 14 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Darth Kartus is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

Darth Kartus' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 13 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Darth Kartus is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 12 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 11 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 5 days of wanting infact... | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 10 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when Darth Kartus blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 9 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 8 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 7 2013

Darth Kartus was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Darth Kartus' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Darth Kartus only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. Our gamerscore jumped 45 points which was nice. Getting 4 achievements has that effect.

I was feeling bored last week and convinced Darth Kartus to try a new game: BioShock 2. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 6 2013

Darth Kartus was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

Darth Kartus' Xbox - May 5 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Darth Kartus that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 970. That is a gain of 45 points over last time! He rocked out to BioShock 2 gaining 4 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink