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Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 18 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Darth Maul FTS? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 17 2013

A little news flash for Darth Maul FTS: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 16 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Darth Maul FTS is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 15 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 14 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Darth Maul FTS is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Darth Maul FTS might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 13 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 12 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Darth Maul FTS? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 11 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Darth Maul FTS has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 10 2013

I just do not understand why Darth Maul FTS paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 9 2013

I swear that after 12 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 8 2013

If I was a dog, Darth Maul FTS would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 7 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 10 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: NOTHING HAPPENED. Darth Maul FTS and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 6 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Darth Maul FTS. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 5 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Darth Maul FTS never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 4 2013

If Darth Maul FTS doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 3 2013

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 2 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 5 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - May 1 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Darth Maul FTS? Do you? | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Darth Maul FTS did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: So yeah... Last week Darth Maul FTS showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore saw a 185 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 8 achievements can do! Also, I think we can all agree that Darth Maul FTS's favorite game last week was Resident Evil: ORC. He played it on 2 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

I didn't see Darth Maul FTS yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Darth Maul FTS's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

Darth Maul FTS was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

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