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Games played: 458
Most played: Borderlands
Member since: Jun 23 2009

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Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 21 2013

When Darth Sporker was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 181,027. That is a profit of 190 points over last time! That puts us above 181,000 points! He opened up Fist of the North Star adding an amazing 6 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: Darth Sporker played 5 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore saw a 425 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 18 achievements can do!

In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Metro: Last Light. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Also, I think we can all agree that Darth Sporker's favorite game last week was Metro: Last Light. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 20 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Darth Sporker needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!

Oh hey, remember the challenge that Darth Sporker was in? It has come to an end. Darth Sporker didn't manage to get enough points to win... we had to settle for a comfortable spot at number 8. Someone once said, 'Winning isn't everything.' Although, losing isn't anything. Darth Sporker, I want you to think about this while you go sign us up for another challenge. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 19 2013

Good thing I have access to Darth Sporker's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.

Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... If you are curious, follow along over here. There are 9 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. Currently Darth Sporker is hanging on to the number 6 spot. So many achievements... so little time. No, seriously. We only have a day left to win this challenge. Let's go! | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 18 2013

I told Darth Sporker 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 180,837 is in our back pocket. That is a gain of 45 points over last time! He played Fist of the North Star acquiring 3 achievements, and oh... don't tell Darth Sporker this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!

I also want to mention/remind you that Darth Sporker is participating in a pretty slamming gamerscore challenge. Here is the link: check it. There are 9 other people involved. I didn't know Darth Sporker even knew that many people. Currently Darth Sporker is holding the number 5 spot in the group... decent. With 2 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it! | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 17 2013

Darth Sporker held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 180,792 is lighting the way. That is a profit of 65 points over last time! He opened up Metro: Last Light gaining 5 achievements, and after we were done, Darth Sporker hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...

Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... Check out the progress right now! 9 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 9 players X 5 days means a whole lot of trash talk! Currently Darth Sporker is holding the number 5 spot in the group... decent. With 3 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it! | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 16 2013

Darth Sporker decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 180,727 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is a boost of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to Minecraft, Puzzle Quest Galactrix picking up 1 achievement, and then... yeah... that was awesome...

Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... Here is the link: check it. There are 9 other people involved. I didn't know Darth Sporker even knew that many people. Out of everyone, Darth Sporker is holding on to the number 8 spot. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 4 days... insert game... push buttons... get points. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 15 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! Darth Sporker might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 180,712 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is an increase of 110 points over last time! He rocked out to Metro: Last Light finishing an amazing 9 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.

Oh, I don't know if Darth Sporker wants me to mention that he has joined a gamerscore challenge! It is called 'Auto Challenge - #93613'. Go check it. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 14 2013

Ok check this out... Darth Sporker says that we played games yesterday. I can find no record of that in my system, except that I do see a new gamerscore of 180602 which is a gain of 190 points... so someone is lying here... and I don't think it is me. Computers aren't wrong! | permalink

Darth Sporker's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: 5 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Darth Sporker for honoring me with what little time I know is available. The gamerscore increase was just insane. I didn't think it would be possible to get 630 points in such a short span of time but we did. Who knew 35 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

I was feeling bored last week and prodded Darth Sporker to try a new game: Harry Potter HBP. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think we can all agree that Darth Sporker was a puzzle gaming junkie last week playing a ton of Puzzle Quest Galactrix. He played it on 3 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 13 2013

I heard someone tell Darth Sporker to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 180,412 points. That is a profit of 210 points over last time! He played Puzzle Quest Galactrix finishing 2 achievements, Harry Potter HBP picking up an amazing 8 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...

Oh, remember the challenge that Darth Sporker was competing in? Well, it's over. Unfortunately, we came up short, ending up in the number 2 spot. But, there is always next time I guess... A special thanks to the other 9 people in the competion. Good times. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 12 2013

Like a king on his throne, Darth Sporker said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 180,202 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a profit of 180 points over last time! He played Hunted: Demon's Forge gaining an amazing 6 achievements, Puzzle Quest Galactrix, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.

Oh BTW, did you know that Darth Sporker is competing in a gamerscore challenge? Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! 9 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! Out of all those people, Darth Sporker is currently parked at number 2. While we're sad we can only compete for one more day, it means we can pull out all the stops to achieve complete victory! | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 11 2013

Darth Sporker is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 180,022 gamer score! That is a boost of 240 points over last time! Another day, another barrier shattered. The 180,000 mark has been crossed! He opened up Harry Potter HBP picking up an amazing 19 achievements, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!

Hey, I almost forgot! The gamerscore challenge that Darth Sporker is competing in is on day 3 and we're doing our best to win this thing. Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. 9 other people are also involved... which is madness. Currently Darth Sporker is holding the number 4 spot in the group... decent. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 2 days... insert game... push buttons... get points. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 10 2013

Wow... Darth Sporker must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.

Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... Darth Sporker still has that going on and stuff. Follow every up and down over here. 9 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Currently Darth Sporker is hanging on to the number 9 spot. But, there are still 3 long days left! We need to keep heading for the top! | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 9 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Darth Sporker? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!

And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. If you are curious, follow along over here. There are 9 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Currently Darth Sporker is holding the number 8 spot in the group... decent. With 4 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it! | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 8 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Darth Sporker was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 179,782 points. He made some progress on Puzzle Quest Galactrix, and I thought Darth Sporker injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!

Also, I fully expect to become one happy 360 as Darth Sporker is set to begin a gamerscore challenge aptly titled 'Auto Challenge - #93425' today. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 7 2013

When you get right down to it, when Darth Sporker decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 179,782 and always improving! He made some progress on Earth Defense Force IA, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

Darth Sporker's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: So yeah... Last week Darth Sporker showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 35 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 4 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, Darth Sporker and I only tried one of them: Puzzle Quest Galactrix. Pretty fun I guess... Also, according to the records, Darth Sporker must have been craving some puzzle solving because Puzzle Quest Galactrix was the weekly favorite. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 6 2013

Darth Sporker hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 179,782.He rocked out to Puzzle Quest Galactrix, and then... yeah... that was awesome...

Also, remember the challenge that Darth Sporker was participating in? It has wrapped up. Darth Sporker didn't manage to get enough points to win... we had to settle for a comfortable spot at number 9. But, there is always next time I guess... A special thanks to the other 9 people in the competion. Good times. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 5 2013

Good thing I have access to Darth Sporker's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.

And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. If you are curious, follow along over here. If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 9 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. Out of all those people, Darth Sporker is currently parked at number 9. We only have one day to pull out a win... polish off those games and get to work. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 4 2013

Darth Sporker didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.

Oh BTW, did you know that Darth Sporker is competing in a gamerscore challenge? Here is the link: check it. There are 9 other people rocking out on this thing which keeps it fun. Darth Sporker has the number 8 spot... We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 2 days... insert game... push buttons... get points. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 3 2013

While Darth Sporker was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! Normally I wouldn't be so shocked, but after 16 days of gaming... Wow. Either some of those so called responsibilities got in the way or the apocalypse is beginning.

I also want to mention/remind you that Darth Sporker is participating in a pretty slamming gamerscore challenge. Don't take my word for it! See for yourself! There are 9 other people involved. I didn't know Darth Sporker even knew that many people. Currently Darth Sporker is hanging on to the number 7 spot. With 3 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it! | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 2 2013

Darth Sporker didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. If you knew you were going to lose your 15 day streak like you did would you have played?

And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. Here is the link: check it. There are 9 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. Out of all those people, Darth Sporker is currently parked at number 7. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 4 days... insert game... push buttons... get points. | permalink

Darth Sporker's Xbox - May 1 2013

When you get right down to it, when Darth Sporker decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 179,782 and always improving! That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He made some progress on Puzzle Quest Galactrix acquiring 2 achievements, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?

Oh I almost forgot to mention that Darth Sporker has joined a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #93232'. Go check it out and follow along. | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 8,820
Badge Score: 880
Current streak: 1 day
Longest streak: 109 days
Current score streak: 1 day
Longest score streak: 20 days
Play percentage: 81.49%
Largest achievement gain: 7/19/2009 (50)
Largest gamerscore gain: 9/23/2009 (1,005)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 2/14/2011 (143)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 5/23/2011 (2,370)

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