A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... DarthBonta stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn DarthBonta in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Hey DarthBonta, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... DarthBonta? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all DarthBonta does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Fear me DarthBonta... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Hey DarthBonta, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
If you would have told me that DarthBonta would go 14 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn DarthBonta in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
If I was a dog, DarthBonta would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
I have a feeling DarthBonta went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 9 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
DarthBonta didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
If DarthBonta doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with DarthBonta, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on DarthBonta... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey DarthBonta, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow DarthBonta? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
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