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Dartman 007's Xbox - May 22 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 7 days of wanting infact... | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 21 2013

If Dartman 007 doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

Dartman 007's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: For the record, it is better to have Dartman 007 play one day than to have never played last week at all. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 20 2013

5 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Dartman 007 doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 19 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Dartman 007, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 18 2013

Good thing I have access to Dartman 007's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 17 2013

Dartman 007 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 16 2013

I didn't see Dartman 007 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 15 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Dartman 007? Back me up! | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 14 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 19,430? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Dartman 007 is mine! All mine! No touchy! He opened up Just Cause 2, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

Dartman 007's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Other weeks I might complain, but having Dartman 007 only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 13 2013

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 12 2013

Dartman 007 didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 11 2013

Good thing I have access to Dartman 007's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 10 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 9 2013

Dartman 007 was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 8 2013

Wow... Dartman 007 must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 7 2013

I love to game, you love to game, Dartman 007 loves to game, we all love to game! 19,430 points FTW!!! He opened up Just Cause 2, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

Dartman 007's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Dartman 007 playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 6 2013

If Dartman 007 was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 5 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 4 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad Dartman 007 picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 19,430 points. He rocked out to Geometry Wars Evolved², and then Dartman 007 had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

Dartman 007's Xbox - May 3 2013

I only have one request... If Dartman 007 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

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