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Zone: Pro
United States
Games played: 98
Most played: Gears of War 3
Member since: Nov 24 2011

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David Jambock's Xbox - August 26 2014

David Jambock showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 24,775. Up up and away right? He opened up Deus Ex: Human Rev., Grand Theft Auto V, F1テつョテつ2013 on 360, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

David Jambock's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2014

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: David Jambock played 6 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 145 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 5 achievements were worth it I guess!

I told David Jambock to try 2 games last week: F1ツョツ2013, and The Witcher 2. It was a mix of good and bad. Oh, and from what I remember, David Jambock's favorite game last week was F1ツョツ2013. He played it on 4 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 25 2014

David Jambock had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 24,775 points. He played F1テつョテつ2013 on 360, and after we were done, David Jambock hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 24 2014

David Jambock was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 24,775 . He rocked out to F1テつョテつ2013 on 360, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 23 2014

I tried to send David Jambock an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 22 2014

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after David Jambock played yesterday with his gamerscore of 24,775 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He opened up The Witcher 2, F1テつョテつ2013 on 360, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 21 2014

David Jambock was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 24,775 . That is a gain of 45 points over last time! He rocked out to F1テつョテつ2013 picking up 4 achievements, Grand Theft Auto V on 360, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 20 2014

When you get right down to it, when David Jambock decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 24,730 and always improving! He rocked out to Grand Theft Auto V on 360, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 19 2014

David Jambock had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 24,730 points. That is a boost of 100 points over last time! He played Red Dead Redemption winning 1 achievement on 360, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

David Jambock's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2014

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that David Jambock showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 120 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 4 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, by my expert calculations, David Jambock's favorite game last week was Red Dead Redemption. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 18 2014

I prefer to play games... but if David Jambock needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 17 2014

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until David Jambock showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 24,630 and counting! That is a boost of 100 points over last time! He rocked out to Red Dead Redemption gaining 2 achievements on 360, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 16 2014

David Jambock showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 24,530. That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He rallied Red Dead Redemption gaining 2 achievements on 360, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad. | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 15 2014

I have come to realize that David Jambock has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 14 2014

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that David Jambock isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 13 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 12 2014

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all David Jambock does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

David Jambock's Weekly Recap - Aug 11 2014

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 11 2014

I only have one request... If David Jambock isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 10 2014

I just do not understand why David Jambock paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 9 2014

I swear that after 23 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 8 2014

Hey David Jambock, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

David Jambock's Xbox - August 7 2014

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how David Jambock digs on that! | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 1,351
Badge Score: -40
Current streak: 3 days
Longest streak: 21 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 18 days
Play percentage: 91.13%
Largest achievement gain: 6/7/2013 (23)
Largest gamerscore gain: 11/28/2011 (370)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 12/5/2011 (47)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 11/26/2012 (850)

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