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Dazlis' Xbox - May 20 2013

I was waiting for Dazlis to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Dazlis is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 19 2013

I heard someone tell Dazlis to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 18 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 17 2013

7 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Dazlis doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 16 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Dazlis... 6 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 15 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 14 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 4 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

Dazlis' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I told Dazlis that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 30 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 1 achievement could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, I think we can all agree that Dazlis' favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 13 2013

Dazlis didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 12 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 11 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Dazlis decided not to show up. | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 10 2013

Wow... Dazlis must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 9 2013

Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Dazlis turned me on yesterday. 14,085 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He rallied Halo 4, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 8 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Dazlis did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 7 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Dazlis showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 14,085 and counting! That is a gain of 30 points over last time! He rallied Halo 4 finishing 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell Dazlis this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

Dazlis' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week Dazlis showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 145 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 7 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, I think we can all agree that Dazlis' favorite game last week was Assassin's Creed® III. He played it on 3 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 6 2013

Dazlis showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 14,055. Up up and away right? He made some progress on Halo 4, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention. | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 5 2013

Dazlis showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 14,055. Up up and away right? That is a profit of 60 points over last time! We have now entered the 14,000 GS club! He made some progress on Halo 4 gaining 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell Dazlis this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 4 2013

Like I always tell Dazlis, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 13,995 points and on the rise. He rallied Halo 4, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 3 2013

I saw Dazlis walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 13,995 points and climbing. He rallied Assassin's Creed® III finishing 1 achievement, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 2 2013

I told Dazlis 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 13,995. That is a gain of 65 points over last time! He rallied Assassin's Creed® III winning 4 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - May 1 2013

Dazlis is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 13,930. Not too shabby! That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He opened up Assassin's Creed® III picking up 1 achievement, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

Dazlis' Xbox - Apr 30 2013

If Dazlis was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

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