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Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 21 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Dead Too Soon has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Dead Too Soon and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 20 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Dead Too Soon does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 19 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Dead Too Soon digs on that! | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 18 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 17 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 16 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 15 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 14 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 13 2013

I swear that after 13 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 12 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 11 2013

I waited all day for Dead Too Soon to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 10 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 9 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 8 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when Dead Too Soon blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 7 2013

If Dead Too Soon doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Dead Too Soon might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 6 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 5 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 4 2013

4 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Dead Too Soon doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 3 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Dead Too Soon mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Dead Too Soon's Xbox - May 2 2013

Wow... Dead Too Soon must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

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