Deadfrog82's Xbox - May 21 2013
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Deadfrog82 leaves me cold... and alone...
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Deadfrog82 leaves me cold... and alone...
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: NOTHING HAPPENED. Deadfrog82 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Deadfrog82 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
I waited all day for Deadfrog82 to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Did you see Deadfrog82 yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Deadfrog82, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
Time sure doesn't fly when Deadfrog82 blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Deadfrog82 never showed up to game. That makes 7 days!
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
Time sure doesn't fly when Deadfrog82 blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Deadfrog82. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
Deadfrog82, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Deadfrog82 had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
While Deadfrog82 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Deadfrog82 was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: So yeah... Last week Deadfrog82 showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
When you get right down to it, when Deadfrog82 decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 25,055 and always improving! He rallied Geometry Wars Evolved, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
Deadfrog82 is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 25,055. Not too shabby! He played COD: Black Ops II, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Deadfrog82 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Deadfrog82 had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
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