Death Revan's Xbox - May 24 2013
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Death Revan? Back me up!
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Death Revan? Back me up!
Death Revan decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 98,930 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He opened up Resident Evil Rev. finishing 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell Death Revan this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Death Revan, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Death Revan in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Death Revan playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
If Death Revan doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Death Revan said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Death Revan? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
If Death Revan was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
I thought Death Revan just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 98,925, I should have known that was the case. He made some progress on COD: Black Ops II, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I told Death Revan that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Oh, and from what I remember, Death Revan's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 5 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
Oh man, Death Revan was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 98,925 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He played COD: Black Ops II, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Death Revan likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 98,925 to be as cool as him. He made some progress on COD: Black Ops II, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Death Revan hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 98,925. He made some progress on COD: Black Ops II, and oh... don't tell Death Revan this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
I told Death Revan 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 98,925 is in our back pocket. He played COD: Black Ops II, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
Death Revan held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 98,925 is lighting the way. He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Death Revan!
I was waiting for Death Revan to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Death Revan is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Death Revan is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Death Revan... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Death Revan, feed me!
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