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Zone: Recreation
New Zealand
Games played: 191
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Member since: Jan 7 2010

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Devalaous' Xbox - September 19 2014

Where is Devalaous at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 18 2014

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Devalaous in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 17 2014

If I was a dog, Devalaous would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 16 2014

Fear me Devalaous... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Sep 15 2014

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 15 2014

I waited all day for Devalaous to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 14 2014

Hey Devalaous, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 13 2014

Fear me Devalaous... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 12 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 11 2014

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 10 2014

Is this thing on? Devalaous, where the heck are you? | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 9 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Sep 8 2014

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 8 2014

Where is Devalaous at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 7 2014

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 4 2014

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Devalaous isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 3 2014

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Devalaous not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 11 days!! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 2 2014

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Devalaous. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Sep 1 2014

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 1 2014

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 31 2014

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Devalaous, feed me! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 30 2014

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

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