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Member since: Jan 7 2010

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Devalaous' xbox has been ignored for 37 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

Devalaous' Xbox - September 25 2014

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 24 2014

I swear that after 29 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 23 2014

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Devalaous in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Sep 22 2014

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Devalaous stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 22 2014

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Devalaous does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 21 2014

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 20 2014

Fear me Devalaous... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 19 2014

Where is Devalaous at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 18 2014

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Devalaous in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 17 2014

If I was a dog, Devalaous would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 16 2014

Fear me Devalaous... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Sep 15 2014

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 15 2014

I waited all day for Devalaous to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 14 2014

Hey Devalaous, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 13 2014

Fear me Devalaous... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 12 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - September 11 2014

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

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