Devalaous' Xbox - July 24 2014
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Devalaous was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 66,209 points. That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He played Fable Anniversary acquiring 2 achievements on 360, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
Devalaous' Xbox - July 23 2014
Like a king on his throne, Devalaous said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 66,189 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an increase of 210 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 66,000 barrier has fallen! He played Fable Anniversary acquiring 2 achievements, Halo Waypoint, Halo: CE Anniversary winning an amazing 6 achievements on 360, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Devalaous' Xbox - July 22 2014
My power supply almost exploded! Devalaous turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 65,979 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a profit of 85 points over last time! He opened up Halo: CE Anniversary acquiring 4 achievements on 360, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Jul 21 2014
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I told Devalaous that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore saw a 295 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 15 achievements can do!
If I had a DOLLAR for every new game I played during the week, I would have 5 bucks! w00t! I can now add American Nightmare, BattleBlock Theater, Charlie Murder, Fable Anniversary, and Ms. Splosion Man to my collection... unless they were rentals or demos or betas. I couldn't tell. Also, I think we can all agree that Devalaous' favorite game last week was A World of Keflings. He played it on 4 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Devalaous' Xbox - July 21 2014
If Devalaous was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
Devalaous' Xbox - July 20 2014
When Devalaous was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 65,894. That is a boost of 100 points over last time! He opened up A World of Keflings gaining 3 achievements to conquer the game on 360, and that was that.
Devalaous' Xbox - July 19 2014
Devalaous rocked out with 65,794 points. That is a boost of 180 points over last time! He opened up A World of Keflings picking up 3 achievements, BattleBlock Theater acquiring 4 achievements, Halo: CE Anniversary gaining 2 achievements on 360, and after that, called it a day.
Devalaous' Xbox - July 18 2014
I thought Devalaous just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 65,614, I should have known that was the case. That is a profit of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to Ms. Splosion Man, American Nightmare, Charlie Murder, BattleBlock Theater winning 3 achievements, Castle Crashers, Halo: CE Anniversary, Halo Waypoint on 360, and oh... don't tell Devalaous this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Devalaous' Xbox - July 17 2014
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! Devalaous might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 65,599 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He played Fable Anniversary, BioShock Infinite on 360, and after we were done, Devalaous hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Devalaous' Xbox - July 16 2014
I only have one request... If Devalaous isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Devalaous' Xbox - July 15 2014
If you would have told me that Devalaous would go 18 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Jul 14 2014
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
Devalaous' Xbox - July 14 2014
Devalaous doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Devalaous' Xbox - July 13 2014
Where is Devalaous at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Devalaous' Xbox - July 12 2014
Here I sit broken hearted... Devalaous has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
Devalaous' Xbox - July 11 2014
I waited all day for Devalaous to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Devalaous' Xbox - July 10 2014
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Devalaous' Xbox - July 8 2014
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Devalaous not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 12 days!!
Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Jul 7 2014
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
Devalaous' Xbox - July 7 2014
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Devalaous' Xbox - July 6 2014
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 10 days of wanting infact...
Devalaous' Xbox - July 5 2014
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
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