Devalaous' Xbox 360 can blog

Devalaous' Xbox - May 22 2013

I have come to realize that Devalaous has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 21 2013

A little news flash for Devalaous: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 20 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 19 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 18 2013

Come back to me Devalaous... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 17 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Devalaous? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 16 2013

Devalaous doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 15 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Devalaous is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 14 2013

Devalaous... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Devalaous and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 13 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Devalaous has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 12 2013

Where is Devalaous at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 11 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Devalaous isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 10 2013

I just do not understand why Devalaous paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 9 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Devalaous in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 8 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Devalaous in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 7 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Devalaous. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Devalaous stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 6 2013

Devalaous would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 5 2013

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Devalaous' Xbox - May 4 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Devalaous is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - May 3 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Devalaous needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink