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Zone: Recreation
New Zealand
Games played: 191
Most played: Minecraft
Member since: Jan 7 2010

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Devalaous' Xbox - August 31 2014

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Devalaous, feed me! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 30 2014

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 29 2014

It has been 6 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Devalaous out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 28 2014

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Devalaous never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 27 2014

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Devalaous needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 26 2014

While Devalaous was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2014

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Devalaous only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 25 2014

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 24 2014

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Devalaous said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 23 2014

I tried to send Devalaous an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 22 2014

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 21 2014

I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Devalaous hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 66,209. He played Diablo III on 360, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 20 2014

Come back to me Devalaous... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 19 2014

Here I sit broken hearted... Devalaous has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2014

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 18 2014

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Devalaous in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 17 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 16 2014

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Devalaous not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 21 days!! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 15 2014

I swear that after 20 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 14 2014

If I was a dog, Devalaous would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 13 2014

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Devalaous does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 12 2014

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Devalaous not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 17 days!! | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 3,528
Badge Score: 250
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 41 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 10 days
Play percentage: 68.75%
Largest achievement gain: 4/22/2010 (80)
Largest gamerscore gain: 2/3/2014 (680)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 1/18/2010 (179)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 5/31/2010 (990)

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