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Games played: 191
Most played: Minecraft
Member since: Jan 7 2010

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Devalaous' Xbox - August 26 2014

While Devalaous was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2014

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Devalaous only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 25 2014

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 24 2014

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Devalaous said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 23 2014

I tried to send Devalaous an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 22 2014

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 21 2014

I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Devalaous hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 66,209. He played Diablo III on 360, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 20 2014

Come back to me Devalaous... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 19 2014

Here I sit broken hearted... Devalaous has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2014

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 18 2014

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Devalaous in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 17 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 16 2014

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Devalaous not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 21 days!! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 15 2014

I swear that after 20 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 14 2014

If I was a dog, Devalaous would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 13 2014

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Devalaous does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 12 2014

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Devalaous not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 17 days!! | permalink

Devalaous' Weekly Recap - Aug 11 2014

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 11 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 10 2014

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 9 2014

Come back to me Devalaous... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 8 2014

I waited all day for Devalaous to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Devalaous' Xbox - August 7 2014

I have now endured 12 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 3,528
Badge Score: 150
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 41 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 10 days
Play percentage: 68.21%
Largest achievement gain: 4/22/2010 (80)
Largest gamerscore gain: 2/3/2014 (680)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 1/18/2010 (179)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 5/31/2010 (990)

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