Dimrill's Xbox - May 23 2013
Come back to me Dimrill... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Come back to me Dimrill... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Is this thing on? Dimrill, where the heck are you?
Here I sit broken hearted... Dimrill has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Dimrill might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Dimrill isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
This really sucks because it gives TheDapperBandit a shot at closing the gap. We are still 153,668 points ahead but that means nothing to me...
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Dimrill leaves me cold... and alone...
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 10 days of wanting infact...
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact...
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from TheDapperBandit and that 94,597 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Dimrill is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Dimrill and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
I was waiting for Dimrill to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Dimrill is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Dimrill decided not to show up.
It is probably better that Dimrill didn't play yesterday... it gives peacesquid an opportunity to add to that 242,295 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Dimrill was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: For the record, it is better to have Dimrill play one day than to have never played last week at all. Our gamerscore saw a 40 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 3 achievements can do!
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
Dimrill must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 248,265 gamerscore. That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He played Halo 4 winning 3 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Here I sit broken hearted... Dimrill has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
It is probably better that Dimrill didn't play yesterday... it gives DerekFME an opportunity to add to that 6,037 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
Come back to me Dimrill... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Dimrill. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
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