Distilled84's Xbox - October 21 2014
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Distilled84 showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, I think Distilled84's favorite game last week was World of Tanks. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I love to game, you love to game, Distilled84 loves to game, we all love to game! 99,889 points FTW!!! He opened up World of Tanks on 360, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
What is really good is that every day played is another chance to pull away from The Big Donkey and that 87,887 score... Make it happen Distilled84!!
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Distilled84 hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 99,889. He opened up World of Tanks on 360, and I thought Distilled84 injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Distilled84 was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Yesterday, Distilled84 decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Distilled84 yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
I heard someone tell Distilled84 to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 99,889 points. He rocked out to World of Tanks, YOU DON'T KNOW JACK├é┬«, Jeopardy! on 360, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to leave The Big Donkey in the dust. Call me crazy, but a 12,002 point cushion is not nearly enough for me...
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Distilled84 for honoring me with what little time I know is available. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 70 points so I am happy. Yay for 3 achievements! w00t!
I was feeling bored last week and pestered Distilled84 to try a new game: Monaco. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Distilled84 turned me on yesterday. 99,889 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a gain of 60 points over last time! He opened up Monaco gaining 1 achievement, YOU DON'T KNOW JACK├é┬« acquiring 1 achievement on 360, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Distilled84 did not do their part today and play a game or two.
I didn't see Distilled84 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
When Distilled84 was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 99,829. That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to World of Tanks winning 1 achievement on 360, and that was that.
This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to leave The Big Donkey in the dust. Call me crazy, but a 11,942 point cushion is not nearly enough for me...
Here I sit broken hearted... Distilled84 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
I have come to realize that Distilled84 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Distilled84 and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
20 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
I swear that after 19 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
It is probably better that Distilled84 didn't play yesterday... it gives The Big Donkey an opportunity to add to that 87,887 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
Is this thing on? Distilled84, where the heck are you?
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Distilled84 is the only one that can give me what I need!
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Distilled84 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Distilled84 not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 15 days!!
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