Distilled84's Xbox - May 19 2013
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
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I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Distilled84 is the only one that can give me what I need!
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Distilled84? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Where is Distilled84 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Distilled84 is the only one that can give me what I need!
It is probably better that Distilled84 didn't play yesterday... it gives The Big Donkey an opportunity to add to that 87,442 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
Distilled84... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Distilled84 might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Distilled84 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Distilled84 would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Distilled84, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
It is probably better that Distilled84 didn't play yesterday... it gives The Big Donkey an opportunity to add to that 87,442 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Distilled84 never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Distilled84 never showed up to game. That makes 7 days!
6 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Distilled84 doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: For the record, it is better to have Distilled84 play one day than to have never played last week at all. Our gamerscore jumped 125 points which was nice. Getting 4 achievements has that effect.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
If Distilled84 doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
Oh hey... also... I can't even believe that the gamerscore challenge formerly-known-as 'Auto Challenge - #93331' is over. Those 5 days flew by in a whirlwind of achievements and trash talk. Despite 5 days and nights of gaming goodness though, we couldn't take the lead and ended up finishing at number 4. That's ok though... at least I got into some group-action against 9 other gamers... giggidy...
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Distilled84 in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from The Big Donkey and that 87,442 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! 9 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Currently Distilled84 is holding the number 3 spot in the group... decent. We've only got one day left. Let's cancel everything on our schedule from school to work to sleep (haven't been following what Distilled84 does these days) and win this challenge!
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Oh BTW, did you know that Distilled84 is competing in a gamerscore challenge? Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! There are 9 other people involved. I didn't know Distilled84 even knew that many people. Currently, Distilled84 is nuking the field from his number one spot!! With 2 days to go, anything can still happen though...
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... Distilled84 still has that going on and stuff. Don't take my word for it! See for yourself! There are 9 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Currently, Distilled84 has been using every power-up in his achievement-gaining arsenal, rocking the lead with authority! It's good to be in the lead, but there's still 3 days left in the challenge and 9 challengers looking to eclipse our achievements with some of their own.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Distilled84 decided not to show up.
I always like to end with a little bit about Distilled84 and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. There are 9 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. Currently, Distilled84 has been using every power-up in his achievement-gaining arsenal, rocking the lead with authority! We just have to keep it up... keep playing the game... keep getting the points.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Oh I almost forgot to mention that Distilled84 has joined a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #93331'. Go check it out and follow along.
Distilled84 decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 94,184 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is an improvement of 125 points over last time! He rocked out to Batman: AA GOTY picking up 4 achievements, and oh... don't tell Distilled84 this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to leave The Big Donkey in the dust. Call me crazy, but a 6,742 point cushion is not nearly enough for me...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I told Distilled84 that 6 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 255 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 10 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Oh, and from what I remember, Distilled84's favorite game last week was Batman: AA GOTY. He played it on 6 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Distilled84 rocked out with 94,059 points. That is a gain of 100 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 94,000 mark! Good stuff! He opened up Batman: AA GOTY acquiring 5 achievements, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
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