DizzyMP's Xbox - May 18 2013
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how DizzyMP digs on that!
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how DizzyMP digs on that!
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I only have one request... If DizzyMP isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Where is DizzyMP at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when DizzyMP leaves me cold... and alone...
I waited all day for DizzyMP to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all DizzyMP does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
12 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
11 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
If DizzyMP doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me DizzyMP, feed me!
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world DizzyMP and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me DizzyMP, feed me!
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox DizzyMP? Do you?
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 6 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... DizzyMP never showed up to game. That makes 5 days!
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me DizzyMP, feed me!
DizzyMP had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
While DizzyMP was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that DizzyMP showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 20 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement. Oh, and I want to mention that DizzyMP's favorite game last week was an RPG... Skyrim in fact... He played it on 2 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
Good thing I have access to DizzyMP's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
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