Dj A1Yola's Xbox 360 Blog

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Zone: Underground

United States

Games played: 117

Most played: FIFA 10

Member since: Dec 5 2007

Dj A1Yola's xbox has been ignored for 37 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 16 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Dj A1Yola does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 15 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Dj A1Yola isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...

It is probably better that Dj A1Yola didn't play yesterday... it gives MLC2074 an opportunity to add to that 106,055 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo! | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 14 2013

Come back to me Dj A1Yola... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 13 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 12 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Dj A1Yola not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 26 days!! | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 11 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 10 2013

I only have one request... If Dj A1Yola isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.

It is probably better that Dj A1Yola didn't play yesterday... it gives Lawl Pwned an opportunity to add to that 170,090 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo! | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 9 2013

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 8 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Dj A1Yola? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 7 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Dj A1Yola? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Dj A1Yola and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 6 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Dj A1Yola in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 5 2013

Is this thing on? Dj A1Yola, where the heck are you?

This really sucks because it gives Lawl Pwned a shot at widening the gap. We are still 145,076 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play. | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 4 2013

I have now endured 18 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 3 2013

Dj A1Yola's Xbox - May 2 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink | leave comment

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 1,298
Badge Score: 180
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 94 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 3 days
Play percentage: 58.73%
Largest achievement gain: 12/10/2007 (79)
Largest gamerscore gain: 1/20/2008 (510)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 5/24/2010 (27)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 4/20/2009 (380)