It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Dj DeathCool stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
A little news flash for Dj DeathCool: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Dj DeathCool? Do you?
I have a feeling Dj DeathCool went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Dj DeathCool in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 7 days of wanting infact...
Did you see Dj DeathCool yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Dj DeathCool played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore saw a 110 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 2 achievements can do! Also, by my expert calculations, Dj DeathCool's favorite game last week was Injustice. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Dj DeathCool, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Dj DeathCool? Back me up!
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Dj DeathCool decided not to show up.
While Dj DeathCool was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Dj DeathCool had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Sure, Dj DeathCool and I played some games yesterday but I can't even tell you what they were... I wasn't even paying attention. Blah blah blah... games... yeah... Our score is now 30335 which is a gain of 10 points... exciting. Next time I will try and remember what we played.
Dj DeathCool was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 30,325 . That is a profit of 100 points over last time! He opened up Injustice picking up 2 achievements, and then Dj DeathCool went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Dj DeathCool showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 70 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement.
I was feeling a little bored last week and prodded Dj DeathCool to try a new game: Injustice. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, Dj DeathCool's favorite game last week was Injustice. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Good thing I have access to Dj DeathCool's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Dj DeathCool decided not to show up.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Dj DeathCool to do something like that.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Dj DeathCool to do something like that.
Oh man, Dj DeathCool was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 30,225 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to Injustice adding 1 achievement, NINJA GAIDEN 3: RE, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
I was thinking back over yesterday and I really don't remember Dj DeathCool and I playing any games... but our gamerscore ended up at 30215 which is 60 points higher than before. I don't like it when I forget things. I guess we played though... I hope it was fun!
If you would have told me that Dj DeathCool would go 14 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
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