Dr Neeples' Xbox 360 can blog

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 18 2013

5 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Dr Neeples doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 17 2013

If Dr Neeples doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 16 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 15 2013

Wow... Dr Neeples must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 14 2013

I tried to send Dr Neeples an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Dr Neeples' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: 5 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Dr Neeples for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 370 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 26 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, Dr Neeples and I only tried one of them: BioShock Infinite. Pretty fun I guess... Oh, and from what I remember, Dr Neeples' favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 5 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 13 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Dr Neeples did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 12 2013

When you get right down to it, when Dr Neeples decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 38,775 and always improving! That is a boost of 140 points over last time! He made some progress on BioShock Infinite acquiring an amazing 9 achievements, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 11 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 38,635? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Dr Neeples is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 145 points over last time! He opened up BioShock Infinite winning an amazing 6 achievements, Halo 3, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 10 2013

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 9 2013

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Dr Neeples showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 38,490. That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He rallied BioShock Infinite gaining an amazing 6 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 8 2013

Dr Neeples showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 38,440. Up up and away right? That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to BioShock Infinite adding 1 achievement, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 7 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Dr Neeples' gaming on! Gamer score is 38,430. That is a profit of 25 points over last time! He made some progress on Halo 4, BioShock Infinite finishing 4 achievements, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

Dr Neeples' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I told Dr Neeples that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, I think Dr Neeples' favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 2 of the days.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 6 2013

I love to game, you love to game, Dr Neeples loves to game, we all love to game! 38,405 points FTW!!! He rallied Halo 4, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 5 2013

I tried to send Dr Neeples an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 4 2013

Dr Neeples needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 38,405. He opened up Halo 4, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 3 2013

Is this thing on? Dr Neeples, where the heck are you? | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 2 2013

Is this thing on? Dr Neeples, where the heck are you? | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - May 1 2013

I just do not understand why Dr Neeples paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - Apr 30 2013

I swear that after 14 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Dr Neeples' Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Dr Neeples and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Dr Neeples' Xbox - Apr 29 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink