No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Dracoj that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 155,965. He made some progress on Defiance, and then Dracoj had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Dracoj decided to game. Our score is 155,965 and always improving! That is a profit of 25 points over last time! He rocked out to Defiance picking up 1 achievement, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Dracoj likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 155,940 to be as cool as him. He rallied Defiance, and oh... don't tell Dracoj this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Dracoj played 6 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 200 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 14 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
I pestered Dracoj to try a new game: Skylanders. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, Dracoj's favorite game last week was Defiance. He played it on 6 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Like a king on his throne, Dracoj said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 155,940 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He opened up Defiance acquiring 2 achievements, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
I thought Dracoj just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 155,910, I should have known that was the case. That is a boost of 155 points over last time! He rocked out to Skylanders gaining an amazing 10 achievements, Defiance picking up 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell Dracoj this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Oh man, Dracoj was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 155,755 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is an improvement of 15 points over last time! He rallied Defiance winning 1 achievement, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
Like I always tell Dracoj, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 155,740 points and on the rise. He opened up Defiance, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
I heard someone tell Dracoj to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 155,740 points. He made some progress on Defiance, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
If Dracoj was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Dracoj played yesterday with his gamerscore of 155,740 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He rallied Defiance, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If Dracoj plays 5 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore jumped 100 points which was nice. Getting 9 achievements has that effect.
For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Monster Island. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Also, by my expert calculations, Dracoj's favorite game last week was Defiance. He played it on 4 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Dracoj hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 155,740. That is a gain of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to Defiance adding 2 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Dracoj. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 155,710. He rallied Defiance, and I thought Dracoj injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Dracoj showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 155,710. That is an increase of 10 points over last time! He made some progress on Skylanders Giants winning 1 achievement, and after we were done, Dracoj hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Dracoj turned me on yesterday. 155,700 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a profit of 60 points over last time! He opened up Monster Island acquiring an amazing 6 achievements, Defiance, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
If I was Dracoj, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Yesterday, Dracoj decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... I guess we are going to have to start the streak over! 15 days is a pretty good effort. I will try and convince Dracoj to do better next time.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If Dracoj plays 6 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 95 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 6 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, by my expert calculations, Dracoj's favorite game last week was Defiance. He played it on 5 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
I thought Dracoj just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 155,640, I should have known that was the case. He opened up Defiance, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
Dracoj had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 155,640 points. He made some progress on Defiance, and I thought Dracoj injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!