Dragonfire 360's Xbox 360 can blog

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 19 2013

Is this thing on? Dragonfire 360, where the heck are you? | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 18 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Dragonfire 360 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 17 2013

Hey Dragonfire 360, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 16 2013

I only have one request... If Dragonfire 360 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 15 2013

Come back to me Dragonfire 360... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 14 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Dragonfire 360 leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 13 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 12 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 11 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 10 2013

Dragonfire 360... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 9 2013

Come back to me Dragonfire 360... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 8 2013

A little news flash for Dragonfire 360: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 7 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Dragonfire 360 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 6 2013

I waited all day for Dragonfire 360 to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 5 2013

I swear that after 11 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 4 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 3 2013

It has been 9 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Dragonfire 360 out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 2 2013

Dragonfire 360 would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - May 1 2013

It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Dragonfire 360 out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

Dragonfire 360's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

go to top - Reset cache