Drunken Craig's Xbox 360 can blog

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 24 2013

Drunken Craig was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 23 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Drunken Craig? Back me up! | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 22 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Drunken Craig. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 56,630. He rallied Halo 4, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 21 2013

Drunken Craig, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Drunken Craig played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 50 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 4 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, by my expert calculations, Drunken Craig's favorite game last week was DmC Devil May Cry. He played it on 2 of the days.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 20 2013

Yesterday, Drunken Craig decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 19 2013

Drunken Craig was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 18 2013

I tried to send Drunken Craig an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 17 2013

Drunken Craig is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 56,630? He rallied Halo 4, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Drunken Craig! | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 16 2013

Drunken Craig rocked out with 56,630 points. That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He played DmC Devil May Cry winning 3 achievements, Halo 4, Rocksmith, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 15 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Drunken Craig needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 14 2013

Drunken Craig showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 56,590. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He played DmC Devil May Cry adding 1 achievement, and that was that. | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Other weeks I might complain, but having Drunken Craig only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... Our gamerscore jumped 20 points which was nice. Getting 1 achievement has that effect.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 13 2013

Drunken Craig, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 12 2013

Drunken Craig didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 11 2013

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 10 2013

Drunken Craig rocked out with 56,580 points. That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He rallied DmC Devil May Cry adding 1 achievement, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 9 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 5 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 8 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 7 2013

Good thing I have access to Drunken Craig's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Drunken Craig showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 30 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 2 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Oh, and from what I remember, Drunken Craig's favorite game last week was DmC Devil May Cry. He played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 6 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Drunken Craig to do something like that. | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 5 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Drunken Craig? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink | leave comment

Drunken Craig's Xbox - May 4 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Drunken Craig decided not to show up. | permalink | leave comment

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