Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 4 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
Durne Kell's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If Durne Kell plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 150 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 6 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, I think we can all agree that Durne Kell's favorite game last week was Mass Effect 3. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
Wow... Durne Kell must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
While Durne Kell was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
Good thing I have access to Durne Kell's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
Yesterday, Durne Kell decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Durne Kell was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 31,335 points. That is a boost of 100 points over last time! He rocked out to Mass Effect 3 adding 4 achievements, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Durne Kell. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 31,235. He made some progress on Borderlands 2, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
Like I always tell Durne Kell, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 31,235 points and on the rise. That is an increase of 50 points over last time! He played Mass Effect 3 winning 2 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Durne Kell's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 8 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Durne Kell is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Durne Kell... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Durne Kell yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Durne Kell said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Durne Kell's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Durne Kell showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Oh, and from what I remember, Durne Kell's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 3 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Durne Kell to do something like that.
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
Durne Kell was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Durne Kell's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Durne Kell showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 31,185. He opened up Borderlands 2, and I thought Durne Kell injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Durne Kell's Xbox - May 31 2013
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Durne Kell hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 31,185. He rocked out to Left 4 Dead 2, Borderlands 2, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Durne Kell's Xbox - May 30 2013
When you get right down to it, when Durne Kell decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 31,185 and always improving! He made some progress on Borderlands 2, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Durne Kell's Xbox - May 29 2013
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