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Games played: 524
Most played: Texas Hold'em
Member since: May 22 2006

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DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 20 2014

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox DuvalMagic? Do you? | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 19 2014

DuvalMagic would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 18 2014

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 5 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Weekly Recap - Nov 17 2014

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: DuvalMagic only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 17 2014

If DuvalMagic doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 16 2014

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when DuvalMagic said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 15 2014

If DuvalMagic was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 14 2014

DuvalMagic was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 13 2014

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since DuvalMagic did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 12 2014

DuvalMagic needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 95,914. He rallied TV on X1, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 11 2014

While DuvalMagic was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

DuvalMagic's Weekly Recap - Nov 10 2014

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Other weeks I might complain, but having DuvalMagic only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... Our gamerscore jumped 75 points which was nice.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 10 2014

DuvalMagic was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 9 2014

Ok check this out... DuvalMagic says that we played games yesterday. I can find no record of that in my system, except that I do see a new gamerscore of 75 which is a gain of 75 points... so someone is lying here... and I don't think it is me. Computers aren't wrong! | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 8 2014

I waited all day for DuvalMagic to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 7 2014

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... DuvalMagic? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 6 2014

I just do not understand why DuvalMagic paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 5 2014

DuvalMagic... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 4 2014

Hey DuvalMagic, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Weekly Recap - Nov 3 2014

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 3 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 2 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - November 1 2014

I have come to realize that DuvalMagic has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 4,473
Badge Score: 150
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 28 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 7 days
Play percentage: 54.59%
Largest achievement gain: 10/21/2013 (69)
Largest gamerscore gain: 10/21/2013 (1,625)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 10/21/2013 (69)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 10/21/2013 (1,625)

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