DuvalMagic's Xbox 360 can blog

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 21 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as DuvalMagic decided not to show up. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: For the record, it is better to have DuvalMagic play one day than to have never played last week at all. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

I was feeling bored last week and pestered DuvalMagic to try a new game: Halo 4. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 20 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when DuvalMagic said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 19 2013

DuvalMagic was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 18 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but DuvalMagic was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 90,565 points. He rallied Halo 4, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 17 2013

I heard someone tell DuvalMagic to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 16 2013

I heard someone tell DuvalMagic to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 15 2013

I was waiting for DuvalMagic to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day DuvalMagic is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 14 2013

I heard someone tell DuvalMagic to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: So yeah... Last week DuvalMagic showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 40 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 4 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, DuvalMagic and I only tried one of them: Monster Island. Pretty fun I guess... Also, I think DuvalMagic's favorite game last week was Monster Island. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 13 2013

DuvalMagic had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 12 2013

DuvalMagic, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 11 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 10 2013

Wow... DuvalMagic must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 9 2013

DuvalMagic must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 90,565 gamerscore. That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He rallied Monster Island acquiring 4 achievements, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 8 2013

DuvalMagic showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 90,525. He rocked out to Borderlands 2, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 7 2013

Is this thing on? DuvalMagic, where the heck are you? | permalink

DuvalMagic's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 6 2013

I have come to realize that DuvalMagic has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 5 2013

DuvalMagic doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 4 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn DuvalMagic in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 3 2013

I have come to realize that DuvalMagic has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 2 2013

DuvalMagic would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - May 1 2013

It has been 9 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see DuvalMagic out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

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