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DuvalMagic's xbox has been ignored for 36 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 26 2014

Come back to me DuvalMagic... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 25 2014

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 24 2014

I waited all day for DuvalMagic to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 23 2014

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn DuvalMagic in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Weekly Recap - Sep 22 2014

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 22 2014

Fear me DuvalMagic... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 21 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 20 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 19 2014

I just do not understand why DuvalMagic paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 18 2014

I have come to realize that DuvalMagic has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 17 2014

Here I sit broken hearted... DuvalMagic has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 16 2014

Hey DuvalMagic, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Weekly Recap - Sep 15 2014

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 15 2014

I have now endured 19 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 14 2014

19 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 13 2014

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 12 2014

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

DuvalMagic's Xbox - September 11 2014

DuvalMagic... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

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