Dvidluvzsteph's Xbox - May 21 2013
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Dvidluvzsteph needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Dvidluvzsteph needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
I was waiting for Dvidluvzsteph to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Dvidluvzsteph is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
It is probably better that Dvidluvzsteph didn't play yesterday... it gives MrGompers an opportunity to add to that 163,150 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Dvidluvzsteph needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Dvidluvzsteph would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Dvidluvzsteph... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Dvidluvzsteph, feed me!
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
This really sucks because it gives flyingmario5404 a shot at widening the gap. We are still 242,059 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Dvidluvzsteph? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Dvidluvzsteph only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. We added 15 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 2 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Doritos Crash Course 2. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Good thing I have access to Dvidluvzsteph's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Dvidluvzsteph was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Dvidluvzsteph showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 73,558. That is a profit of 15 points over last time! He played Doritos Crash Course 2 picking up 2 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Dvidluvzsteph leaves me cold... and alone...
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to zZ Dr K Zz and that 100,993 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Dvidluvzsteph isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Where is Dvidluvzsteph at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Dvidluvzsteph stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Dvidluvzsteph not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 11 days!!
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Dvidluvzsteph? Do you?
It is probably better that Dvidluvzsteph didn't play yesterday... it gives Stallion83 an opportunity to add to that 876,028 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 9 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Dvidluvzsteph, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Dvidluvzsteph out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Dvidluvzsteph never showed up to game. That makes 6 days!
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