ERLAX's Xbox 360 can blog

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when ERLAX said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Good thing I have access to ERLAX's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

ERLAX's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I told ERLAX that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 20 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement. Oh, and from what I remember, ERLAX's favorite game last week was Fallout 3. He played it on 2 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

ERLAX decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 51,308 is what it is! He rallied NBA 2K11, and oh... man was it ever sweet! | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

ERLAX was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when ERLAX came to play. Gamer score stands at 51,308. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He rallied Fallout 3 acquiring 1 achievement, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about ERLAX in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

If I was ERLAX, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

Good thing I have access to ERLAX's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

ERLAX's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I told ERLAX that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 15 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess! Oh, and ERLAX seems obsessed with racing games lately... You can tell because Blur was the favorite last week. He played it on 2 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

ERLAX, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

ERLAX showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 51,288. Up up and away right? That is a boost of 15 points over last time! He made some progress on GH™: Warriors of Rock, NBA 2K11, Gears of War 3 winning 1 achievement, FIFA 10, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games. | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 51,273? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! ERLAX is mine! All mine! No touchy! He opened up Need for Speed™ Carbon, Blur, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like ERLAX to do something like that. | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

Yesterday was one of those times ERLAX mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

Good thing I have access to ERLAX's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

ERLAX's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that ERLAX showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, I think ERLAX's favorite game last week was Virtua Tennis 2009. He played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

If I was ERLAX, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

ERLAX was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 51,273 . He rocked out to Virtua Tennis 2009, Mass Effect 3, and oh... don't tell ERLAX this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

While ERLAX was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

ERLAX's Xbox - May 31 2013

ERLAX showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 51,273. Up up and away right? He made some progress on Mass Effect 3, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

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