Earthchild316's Xbox 360 can blog

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 25 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Earthchild316? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 24 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Earthchild316 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 23 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Earthchild316 digs on that! | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 22 2013

I just do not understand why Earthchild316 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 21 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 20 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 19 2013

I waited all day for Earthchild316 to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 18 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Earthchild316 digs on that! | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 17 2013

If you would have told me that Earthchild316 would go 11 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 16 2013

It has been 10 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Earthchild316 out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 15 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Earthchild316, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 14 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 8 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 13 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Earthchild316, feed me! | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 12 2013

I have a feeling Earthchild316 went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 11 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Earthchild316, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 10 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Earthchild316 is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 9 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 8 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 7 2013

Earthchild316 was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Earthchild316 for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Street Fighter II' HF. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Oh, and I want to mention that Earthchild316's favorite game last week was a fighting title... Mortal Kombat Arcade in fact... He played it on 2 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 6 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Earthchild316 to do something like that. | permalink | leave comment

Earthchild316's Xbox - May 5 2013

I saw Earthchild316 walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 102,657 points and climbing. He made some progress on Street Fighter II' HF, Mortal Kombat Arcade, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink | leave comment

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